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(2015)
"Ugly Running and Ugly Race"
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First things first: I'm usually pretty generous with these reviews. I can overlook most bad things about a race if there are a majority of redeeming qualities.

So when I tell you that this was hands down the worst racing experience I've ever had, I'd like that to sink in for a while.

The race started at 8:30 AM (which is EARLY for a Saturday 5K in a location where no roads had to be closed, but this is the cost of being a runner I suppose). Speaking of cost, this race was EXPENSIVE. I got the groupon and it was still on the edge of what I'll pay for a 5K these days. At $50 day-of registration, the experience is absolutely not worth it (and I don't think it was worth the $25 I paid either). The swag was okay; one of those cheesy drawstring backpacks (does anyone actually need or use those things?) with an ugly sweater winter hat. The hat, I have to admit, is cozy. Okay, fine, I paid $25 for a mediocre hat.

At 8:20 they were herding everyone into the start corral, which seemed reasonable except the port-a-john line was completely out of control. They didn't have enough facilities for runners, so everyone was stuck waiting to do their pre-run "run" as it were on one line. Turns out there was a second set of port-a-johns around the corner with no line, but nobody was on hand to tell any of the runners that so everyone wound up waiting.

There was no water at the start line. What? How is that even possible?

Once were in the corral, they had no seeding suggestions. I get that fun runs like this attract a certain number of running newbies, and I'm totally okay with that. It's important for everyone to get out and be encouraged to run, no matter their pace. I am NOT okay with a race that doesn't help these folks understand the natural order. Faster runners up front; slower runners at the back. It has nothing to do with elitism, but safety. If you don't want to get stampeded and your pace is going to be slowish, just hang back a bit and let the other runners pass you. You'll fall in with a group doing your speed, I promise! Everyone will be WAY less frustrated.

Despite advertising one universal start-time, they began to run the race in waves. This wouldn't have been an issue except the first wave didn't start until 15 minutes after the advertised start time (15 minutes late for a 5K is pretty unacceptable to me); AND there was no seeding suggestion; it was just push your way to the front and go. By the time I passed the start-line, it was about 25 minutes after the official race start.

The only aid station was about 2 miles in. This wouldn't have been a huge problem except for the fact that the race got cut short by about half a mile. My Garmin read 2.64 when I crossed the finish line. This is absolutely incredible considering it was held on a literal race-track; all they had to do to tag on that extra distance was have everyone do a second lap around the track. Since the race course was entirely contained to the track and environs, there were no street closing logistics; nothing to work out. It would have only required some signage or announcement to do the lap twice. That's just lazy race management.

Last, but certainly not least, the water at the finish line was a complete madhouse and unregulated. There was no dispenser! They took a giant Poland Spring bottle, meant for a large cooling unit, and put it out on a table with some plastic cups expecting the runners to "figure it out".

The after-party might have been good; I can't attest to that fact because honestly I'm not into drinking beer at 9:30 in the morning. I was so angry when I crossed the finish line that I just wanted to get the hell out of dodge.

This race was clearly meant to make money rather than do anything for its runners. It was a neat idea, and I wanted to like it so hard (there were a lot of cool sweaters there, and Santa was walking around to take pictures at packet pickup); but it failed on every level. Not worth the money; go find another 5k.

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(2015)
"Lovely Autumn Run"
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I had a great day on the course! The weather was perfect, the course is beautiful, and the race is well run. Well-stocked water stations every two miles, gu at mile 7, a nice long-sleeve tech shirt. The community came out in droves to support the runners, and the course was just rolling enough to be interesting without so much gain that it was impossible. There were two live bands on the course (one of which was playing "Eye of the Tiger" which was AMAZING).

Oh and Darth Vader gave me water. It was awesome.

Best half I've ever run; doesn't hurt the I PRed either!

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(2015)
"Lovely Day to Hit the Trails"
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This was a great run!

Since it's in New Hampshire in late November, it can be difficult to predict the weather. This year was gray, rainy, and cold; not the best way to start a half. But the runners were all so nice! The pacers were lovely and the route was very scenic. It's twice around a loop through the park; which means that aid stations are plentiful and if you're really having trouble with the race, you can bail out halfway since you'll be right near the start.

The finisher's shirt and medal are my favorites from this year. The logo is pretty badass, and the wicking tee is high quality and soft. At the finish line, you'll be handed a cup of delicious soup (it was much appreciated this year since it was so cold and gross).

Running through the park is like running through middle earth. It's a quiet course, off-road so you don't have to worry about traffic. I wouldn't call these trails "technical" in the least; they're packed earth and nice and easy for a greenie. I would highly recommend this race as a first half marathon, or first long trail run to anybody. It's very manageable and friendly.

The only hitch is that at the end of the loop, there are a few pretty serious hills on what is otherwise a relatively flat course. Just save some in the tank to tackle those hills, and you'll be fine.

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(2015)
"Waddling to the Finish Line"
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First of all: this race is to benefit Mystic Aquarium's efforts to bring back the endangered African Penguin. How can you lose when you're running for those adorable waddlers?

Secondly: the race is a mixed-terrain course with mostly roads and a small trail section. There are some pretty major hills on this out-and-back lollipop, so you have now been warned.

When you hit the finish line, prepare for awesomeness. There are all kinds of yummy snacks, your bib gets you in to the aquarium for the rest of the day, and (best of all) there are PENGUIN RACES afterwards. That's right; after the humans race, the penguins race. You can even bet on which penguin you think will win the penguin race. If your penguin wins, you are entered into a drawing for a piece of penguin art (that is art made by the penguins). It's pretty awesome. And don't worry, the birds are treated with every ounce of respect and are not harmed nor traumatized; remember that Mystic Aquarium is (above all) a conservation and education organization.

The only reason I would knock it down from five stars is lack of pre-organization. I never received a pre-race info packet, and the website isn't updated terribly frequently. Chip timing also seems to have been compromised since official chip times were never released (there are gun times circulating, but not chip times). Oh well; this was still an awesome race and everyone should totally do it.

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(2015)
"Super-Race!"
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Spartans make me feel strong, capable, brave, and powerful.

From the minute this race started (and that was pretty quick; we arrived JUST as our heat was departing so we literally hopped the four-foot wall into the corral and started heading straight up the mountain... oh, yea, you have to hop a four-foot wall to get into the starting corral because Spartans don't mess around), I was ON.

The elevations on this were insane. It took you up and down a ski slope, sometimes climbing and descending the same stretch of mountain several times. The day we ran it, it happened to be raining the whole day; so picture doing this in the driving rain as the trails (oh, yea, it's entirely trails) become so muddy that you're wading in puddles. It was intense.

The aid stations on Spartans could be improved in a single way: by having some kind of nutrition. When you run a Spartan Super (or Beast), you're going to need a camelbak for hydration, and water-proof race nutrition. I did Gu approximately every three miles and was mostly fine, but definitely needed some calories by the finish line. If they could have a banana station about halfway through, I think it would be such an improvement for the runners.

In terms of gear: don't wear anything on the mountain that you would be sad to lose. You will be muddy. You will be drenched in water head to toe. You will be climbing, crawling, and sprinting your way through rough terrain. You will get caught under barbed wire and rip your favorite pants. Don't wear your favorite pants. Also wear close-fitting garments that don't have any major pockets in which mud can collect because... it will. I've known many an unwary Spartan to be pantsed by the weight of mud collecting in their trousers. Wear gloves; batting gloves are perfect. You'll want them when you go to do your first set of burpees. Also wear knee protection; there's a lot of crawling to be done on that mountain and the rocks will tear up your knees and elbows pretty bad if you don't prep for it.

The best part about a Spartan race is the camaraderie. I've run them with large groups before, and I've run them with just one other person before. Every time, the other Spartans are there to give me a leg up when I need it. Make friends as you go and help others out; they will absolutely be there to give you a lift when you need it.

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